Top 10
Top 10 is a collection of statements detailing various situations in an often humorous list displayed from ten to one.
Top 10 is always in need of new theme ideas so if you have any please send them in! Thanks!
TOP 10 WAYS YOU KNOW YOUR MOTHER OR FATHER HAS GONE CRAZY!
#10
They constantly ask you what your name is! :]
#9
They drop you off at kindergarden only to realize you go to high school now.
#8
When your lips are chapped, your mother hands you cork grease instead of Chap Stick. (This happened to me.)
#7
You can't narrow it down to one, or even a couple reasons why they've gone crazy.
#6
They are ALWAYS talking to themselves in a hushed voice, and they don't notice until you point it out.
#5
Your mum and dad don't call things or people by name anymore. Everything and everyone becomes "thingymagjig," "dooverdacky," "thingo," "whatchamacallit" or "whatsherface."
#4
When your parents talk to the pets and give the pets a voice so that they can talk back and have a very intellectual conversation for hours.
#3
You know your parents are going crazy when they start speaking in chat speak (lol, romfl, brb etc.)
#2
They put on a giant bow tie, a hat, and bunny ears... and let you take pictures... (I could show them to you if you want)
THE #1 WAY YOU KNOW YOUR MOTHER OR FATHER HAS GONE CRAZY IS...
The only time you get to see them is when the Psychiatric Facility is open to visitors.
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Theme: TOP 10 CHEESY PICK UP LINES!
Bre's comment: Thanks for the theme idea! Alright guys, go and submit your cheesy pick up lines!
Hi guys! My name is Bre and I am a 16 year old sophomore living in the wonderful state of Wisconsin! I've been coming to PurplePjs for at least five years now and I am very excited to be the columnist for Top 10! I love reading, writing, and the internet. My friends are amazing and math is my worst nightmare. School, besides math, isn't all that bad to me. I actually quite enjoy learning. I am sort of shy but I'm working on it and if I ever give you advice its best to listen to it because the few things I do say are usually full of meaning.
Bre's comment: I fully agree! Parents aren't supposed to know that stuff!